So now what? At least I had the security of having the phone in hand, so no data breaches. But now WHAT? We were in between upgrades on our plan and without insurance. Here's the thing: I google everything. EVERYTHING. And that's how I found the solution. Maybe everyone else knows about this, but for the few of you who don't, here's a solution. And it's how Apple won my loyalty (well, they already had it, but it got further reaffirmed) and how Sprint lost a HUGE market share of it.
It's called the out of warranty replacement and you can find out more here. You do need to have your iPhone in hand, but it sounds like no matter what happened to it, you can replace it for half the cost that your carrier will charge you. ($269) I mean, really, my phone was run over by a car (or two or three) and I now have a brand new iPhone. And I paid less than half of what my carrier, Sprint wanted to charge me.
As a veteran customer of Sprint, (we've been with them for over 10 years) I gave them first crack at helping me out. Especially since I was three weeks away from my upgrade eligibility. I knew I had the out of warranty replacement and an appointment at the Genius bar at the Apple store for later in the day. Sprint wanted to reconfigure my bill so they could hide a monthly payment for the new phone at over $600. Yes, my bill was lower (because I would discontinue a service item) but ultimately, in the long run, I would pay over $600 for the new phone. I even told them about the out of warranty replacement from Apple, giving them an opportunity to meet or match it and create a happy customer. (Additionally, I'd end up buying my new replacement LifeProof case at almost $100 from wherever I purchased the phone.) The Sprint rep looked puzzled that I'd rather pay less for the phone. And he let me walk out.
I was in and out of the Apple store in 30 minutes. My new phone fully reconfigured and ready to rock. A happy Apple customer. Yeah, I drink the Kool-Aid. But so, so rightfully so.